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Post by Guard Daos on Jul 2, 2005 20:33:37 GMT 2
*the room is a circular room*
Presentator: Right! So let's count to 11!
Door 1...
Door 2...
Door 3...
Door 4...
Door 5...
Door 6...
Door 7...
Door 8...
Door 9...
Door 10...
Door 1... huh? Oh well, it's the 11th door, so... Let's see who it is!
*door 1 opens*
*a Medusa appears*
Medusa: (in a croaky voice) Hello!
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Post by SinReVi on Jul 2, 2005 22:06:03 GMT 2
SinReVi: Hey, didn't I fire the presentator on Lufia.net?!?!?! Oh wel, you're the new presentator now, but anything wrong and I'll fire you too!!
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Post by Bad Guy on Jul 3, 2005 15:17:19 GMT 2
bad guy: hello........ BYE!!!!!!!*runs away*
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Post by SinReVi on Jul 3, 2005 20:27:25 GMT 2
SinReVi: Ho ho! I am the owner of the show and you stay here! *throws BG back*
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Post by Guard Daos on Jul 10, 2005 17:43:22 GMT 2
Presentator: Err.... yes... I... *sweats* ...I get nervous if you talk like that! Where... ahem, where were we?
Medusa: *taps presentator's neck and winks to him*
Presentator: O yes! That's right! Congratulations, Bad Guy! You have won a date with the *cough* fabulous Medusa. Believe me, you could have gotten much worse!
Medusa: What do you mean by that?!
Presentator: Oh, nothing. In any case, LET THE DATE BEGIN!!!
*a table with two chairs next to each other appear*
Medusa: *sits down in one of the chairs, while the snakes on her head wriggle*
Presentator: Right! Bad Guy, have a seat!
*kicks BG into the other chair*
Presentator: Right! Now everybody else leaves the room, including the staff. Sorry boss, but you have invented that rule! *pushes Sinrevi out of the door*
*GD is outside there, laughing at Bad Guy's Bad Luck*
*sees Sinrevi coming*
GD: Uh oh, time to go.
Presentator: Um... boss? Is that guy a next candidate? Looks like he's trying to make a run for it...
GD: SHHH!!!
Presentator: Oh, sorry. He isn't making a run for it!
GD: Idiot! *runs off*
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Post by Bad Guy on Jul 11, 2005 15:50:38 GMT 2
bad guy:I must go to the toilet!*runs to the exit* medusa:I wait for ya! cat: I"LL WAIT TOO! dog: WOOF!*bites bad guy*
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Post by SinReVi on Jul 11, 2005 23:10:52 GMT 2
SinReVi: Hey, hey, hey! That is the exit! Not the toilet! *sends BG back*
*GD runs off*
SinReVi: Did I hear a running pancake? Nah, I need new ears! *goes to the shop to buy new ears*
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Post by Guard Daos on Jul 13, 2005 23:36:00 GMT 2
*Medusa starts seducing Bad Guy*
Meanwhile...
GD: I'm tired of running away from Sinrevi... Wait a moment! This topic is called Sinrevi Stew VS Guard Daos Pancake! So that means I can try to make Sinrevi Stew!
*fills a pan with potatoes, onions and carrots*
GD: Right! And now, most importantly, the meat! I have to arm myself...
*fills a water gun with lemon juice*
*walks past the ear shop*
*sees lesley*
GD: Stew time!
*throws a grenade into the shop*
*the shop is filled with steam of evaporated apple juice*
GD: *stealthily walks into the shop at Sinrevi, grasping his water gun*
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Post by Bad Guy on Jul 14, 2005 20:08:03 GMT 2
bad guy: I DON'T HAVE THE TIME FOR THIS!!! BYE!!! *calls his moogle* moogle:MOOGLE!!! medusa: HELP!!! A CAT!!!!!!! I'M OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!*runs out of the show* bad guy: *plays the game* wait medusa!*runs out of the building* moogle: moogle?*follows bad guy* bad guy: hahaha!!!! what a idiot is that medusa! moogle: moogle!!
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Post by SinReVi on Jul 19, 2005 22:57:15 GMT 2
SRV: Hey, I didn't ask for this!!! *sees GD and his gun* And I didn't ask for this either! *jumps out of the window and escapes*
Shop Owner: Hey come back! You haven't paid yet! *brings SRV back to the shop*
SRV: Oh shoot...
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Post by Guard Daos on Jul 28, 2005 17:06:52 GMT 2
GD: "Shoot"? Um... okay! *shoots* *Sinrevi is covered in lemon juice*
*somehow makes Sinrevi faint*
*tries to lift Sinrevi*
GD: Damn, she's heavy! Wait a moment...
*uses Float on Sinrevi*
*drops Sinrevi in the pan*
*goes away to look for a match*
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Post by SinReVi on Jul 29, 2005 23:14:09 GMT 2
*wakes up* Hey, come back GD! You haven't had your birthday present yet! *follows GD and tries to give him Spagherimetti*
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Post by Guard Daos on Aug 7, 2005 23:23:13 GMT 2
GD: Hell no!
*throws SpaghErimetti into the specially designed "Flesh-eating spaghetti Prison"*
*ties Sinrevi up with ropes, then back into the frying pan*
GD: Now stay!
*lights the fire*
GD: Ladeedadeedah... something smells good! That's right, it's Sinrevi Stew!
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Post by Bad Guy on Aug 8, 2005 15:51:11 GMT 2
bad guy:*smells a sinrevi stew* Yummy!!! *runs to the srv stew*
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Post by SinReVi on Aug 8, 2005 21:01:31 GMT 2
SRV: Hey! Don't you know that my new ears tastes like Arek's old socks? I am not edible!
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