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Post by SinReVi on Apr 9, 2005 19:21:44 GMT 2
Alright, I got this idea from the Super Mario 64 board at GameFaqs.
Scene: Beginning of Lufia TLR *a ship goes to Patos* Seena: Hey! What is that?! *sees a ship coming with incredible speed* Deckard:*at the ship with incredible speed* I AM SIR DEEEEEECKARD THE LOOOONE WOOOOOLF!!!! *BOOOOOOM* *Deckards ship destroyed the ship going to Patos* Director: CUT! Deckard, you're in the wrong scene! ---
Scene: Frue Destruction Gades: THIS is what I would call frue destruction! *destroys everything in the room, including the camera* Director: CUT! Get a new camera! Next time don't destroy it! --- TAKE TWO Gades: THIS is what I would call frue destruction! *destroys his costume* Director: CUT! This is no porn movie! ---
Scene: Lufia and Priphea Lufia: Hey Devur! Look! Priphea! Devur: Where? Lufia: Here! *walks in the Priphea* *KKKKGGGGGGG* *all Priphea are flattened* Director: CUUUT!
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Post by Guard Daos on Apr 13, 2005 20:31:11 GMT 2
Lol, this'll be funny! ;D
Lufia FOD Scene: Energy waves in the Fortress of Doom
Maxim: Daos. This is the end. Daos: Indeed, Maxim. This shall be the end... OF... er... of... damn.
Lufia ROTS Scene: Energy waves in the Fortress of Doom
Daos: You little hooch... hahahahaaaaaa...
Scene: Eserkito; Karyn has been taken...
Guy: This isn't good! We don't want an Amon with Maxim: I know. Atrea, where is this shrine? Artea: ... Maxim: Damn. ARTEA!!! Cut!
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Post by SinReVi on Apr 13, 2005 22:39:16 GMT 2
Scene: Torma falls out bed *Eldin wakes up* *Eldin stamps* Torma: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! *Eldin stamps so hard that Torma falls out bed and rolls off the stairs and lands on Eldin's mom* Torma: OOOOOOOOOUUCH! The script says that I only have to fall out bed, idiot! Director: CUT!
Scene: Eldin falls almost of the roof of Lugwa Tower Torma: Whoa! We're pretty high up! Bau: Waaahh! I'm scared! Rami: Hey, look! Rami: Guess we'll be gettin' some fresh air! Rubius: All right. Let's go on. Eldin: ...! Torma: You're looking rather cheerful, Eldin... You always did like high places. *Eldin jumps at the railiing* Torma: Eldin!! *Eldin falls of the tower* *BOOOOOM* Torma: Um... what did I have to say... O yeah ... Torma:What're you doing?! Geez, what if you fell?! Director: CUUUUUUUT! You should fall at Torma, not on the ground!
Scene: Saving mister Cashwell Cashwell: Thank you... (silence) Cashwell: Humph...Ok Here is a little reward of 100G (silence) Cashwell: Ho! Stop! Come back! I accidently gave 1000G!
Scene: The Ancient Cave must be really old (in Lufia ROL when you go to the A.Cave the first time) Guard: Sorry! You can't enter. The entrance of the cave has collapsed. Guard: Maybe the Ancient Cave is really old... *KABOOM**the whole cave collapses* Director: CUUUUUUUT! Get a new Ancient Cave! *studio collapses* everyone: Please Director! do no scream that loud!
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Post by Guard Daos on Apr 14, 2005 17:43:30 GMT 2
Lufia ROTS Scene: Empty room in Dungeon
Tia: Nothing! Maxim: There's something empty about this fishiness... Selan: Well, let's... no wait, it's something fishy about this emptiness! Maxim: Damn. CUT!
Take 2 Tia: Nothing! Maxim: There's something fishy about this emptiness... Selan: Well, let's check it out! *walks around* Maxim: Selan, be careful! That's dangerous! Selan: I know! Maxim: ... Tia: ... Selan: ... Selan: Hey! I'm supposed to fall through! Special effects man: Oops! Sorry! I fell asleep! Director: Cut!
Take 3
Tia: Nothing! Maxim: There's something fishy about this emptiness... Selan: Well, let's check it out! *walks around* Maxim: Selan, be careful! That's dangerous! Selan: I know! *hole appears, Selan is falling* Selan: Hey! I'm stuck! This damn hole is too small! Special effects man: Oops, she's fatter than I thought. Selan: GRRR!!!
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Post by SinReVi on Apr 18, 2005 16:38:49 GMT 2
Scene: Follower gets Jerin *Follower flies down and grabs Jerin* Follower: Huff..Pufff *Jerin falls down* Jerin: HEY! That is not in the script! Follower: Sorry! Your equipment is too heavy! Scene: Dekar playing billiards with a pirate Pirate captain: Ha hah! And I uh uh.... uhm... Dekar: ... win again... TAKE TWO *Dekar wins* Pirate captain: Ha hah! And I win again! ... Huh? Dekar won?! Dekar: Oops sorry for that!
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Post by SinReVi on May 24, 2005 19:16:31 GMT 2
SCENE: THE WEDDING
Maxim: The wedding needs some kind of attraction, don't you think? Selan: Yeah, I guess so. Maxim: Uhhm.... What am I supposed to do now? Selan: I have no idea... Guy: Oh, Maxim! I heard you're off to the battle. I'll join you! Director: CUT! Maxim and Selan, you have to throw your clothes in the air! Maxim and Selan: If you say so...
TAKE 2 Maxim: The wedding needs some kind of attraction, don't you think? Selan: Yeah, I guess so. *Maxim and Selan throw all their clothes in the air**They're naked* Guy: Oh, Maxim! I heard you're off to the ba-WHAHAHAHA THAT IS THE BEST ATTRACTION EVER! Director: CUUUT! I mean only throw your wedding clothes in the air! AND WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PORN MOVIES?!
TAKE 3 Maxim: The wedding needs some kind of attraction, don't you think? Selan: Yeah, I guess so. *Maxim and Selan throw their wedding clothes in the air**clothes lands on Guy's head* Guy: Oh, MaMRBLMMR! Dekar: Oh no! It is an alien! Director: CUUUT!
SCENE: CAPTURED BY IDURA Dekar: Ladies, would you kindly step aside? *Dekar starts ramming the cage* Idura: Waah! Ha, ha, ha! You've finally lost it! Ha, ha, ha! *Dekar is still trying to break the cage* Idura : Ha! Forget it! You can't break that! *Dekar hits the cage again**a pillar flies out and lands on Idura* Idura: OUCH! *lies K.O. Dekar: You'd better make your cage a little stronger next time, eh!
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Post by SinReVi on Oct 19, 2005 15:20:48 GMT 2
Scene: After Daos disappears in Lufia TLR Wain: Let's go look for him. The only thing we can do is move forward... Seena: ... Okay. *Everyone moves forward* SPLASH!! *Everyone falls in the fountain*
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Post by Guard Daos on Oct 23, 2005 21:10:02 GMT 2
Scene: Cat in Caan
Wain: Look, a cat! Cat: Prrrrr... Wain: Aww... Director: Cut! The cat is supposed to say the thing! Not pur!
Take Two
Wain: Look, a cat! Cat: THE THING! Director: NO! Not that! Cat: Now what DO you want?!
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Post by Bad Guy on Nov 5, 2005 21:42:25 GMT 2
Scene: Cat in Caan
Take three
Wain: Look, a cat! Cat: Woof woof!!! director: Cut! the cat is a cat, not a dog!
Take four
Cat:Look, a human! Wain:Meow man! director:CUUUTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take five
Wain: Look, a cat! cat:... director: say the thing! cat: the thing! director: not that, idiot! cat:NOT THAT IDIOT!!! direrctor:CUT!!! cat: CUT!!!
take six
Wain:Look, a cat! cat: CUT!!! I'm a dog! director:CUT!!! I'M THE DIRECTOR!!!
take seven
Wain: Look, a dog! director: CUT!!! cat:CUT!!! director:CUT!!! cat:WOOF!!! director:I want a new cat...
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Post by SinReVi on Nov 13, 2005 22:48:08 GMT 2
Scene: Cat in Caan
*the director asked for a new cat*
Take Eight
Wain: Look, a cat! Cat: MEOW MAN, MEOW... Wain: Hey hold on, that is a tiger, not a cat! Cat: But tigers are cats, right? Wain: Uuuh. Director: CUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!
Scene: The locked door that doesn't open.
Dekar: Marin... Marin: Dekar! Dekar: Hold on! I'll get you out of there!! *Dekar starts ramming the door* *door falls on the ground* Director: CUT!
Take Two
Dekar: Marin... Marin: Dekar! Dekar: Hold on! I'll get you out of there!! *Dekar touches the door with one finger* *door falls on the ground* Director: CUT! Dekar: It's not my problem that I am so strong!
*the director asks for a new door*
Take Three
Dekar: Marin... Marin: Dekar! Dekar: Hold on! I'll get you out of there!! *Dekar starts punching the door* *This time the door doesn't fall on the ground* Dekar: Marin... give me just a little more time. Dekar: Eldin! Let's go find the Jail Key!! Marin: AAAAAAACHOO! *door falls on the ground* Dekar: Ooooooooooooooooohh! Director: CUT! Dekar: Gratze really needs to put stronger doors in their jails!Hahaha!
Scene: Dekar in Portravia
Dekar: What are you freaking out about!? They're just babies! Maxim: What!? Dekar: *falls off the whale* Dekar: Uhhh... Take my BlastMaster!
Scene: The Excerion flies to Doom Island*
*The Excerion gets hit by a wave**The balloon pops* Maxim: Eh... Which button do I have to push? ....................... *SPLASH* *Excerion falls in the water*
Take Two *The Excerion gets hit by a wave**The balloon pops* Maxim: This time I know what I have to do! *pushes a blue button* *music starts playing* music: "THIS IS THE SINISTRAAAAAAAAAL MUSIC, ERIM'S CLOTHES ARE VERY UNIIIIIIIQUE! THIS IS THE SINISTRAL MUSIC, WITH THE MAGI-..........." *SPLASH* Maxim: This can't be right! *Excerion falls in the water*
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Post by SinReVi on Dec 4, 2005 14:28:37 GMT 2
Scene: Frue Destruction Take 3 Gades: THIS is what I would call frue destruction! groar groar..... groar groar... groarDirector: CUUUUUT!!!! LOUDER! Take 4 Gades: THIS is what I would call true destruction!Grrrooooooarrr! Director: CUT! That was perfect, except that you said TRUE! Take 5 Gades: THIS is what I would call frue destruction! Lion: Grrrooooooarrr!Dat is de kracht van de postbank! Gades: #glare# Director: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
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Post by SinReVi on Mar 9, 2006 19:47:30 GMT 2
Scene: The Excerion flies to Doom Island*
Take three: *The Excerion gets hit by a wave**The balloon pops* Maxim: *pushes a button* *BOOM!* *the whole Excerion exploded* Maxim: DAMN! Why is there a self-destruct button on this ship?
Take four: *The Excerion gets hit by a wave**The balloon pops* * #foomy2-f# eats all buttons* Maxim: ARGH!
Take five: *The Excerion gets hit by a wave**The balloon pops* Maxim: This time I've read the instructionbooklet Lexis and Kirmo gave me! *pushes some buttons* *the Excerion flies to Doom Island* Maxim: ALRIGHT! *the Excerion flies into the Fortress of Doom* *the Excerion hits Gades* Gades: HEEEEEEEEY! This is not in the script! Director: CUUUUUUUUUUT!
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Post by Guard Daos on Mar 9, 2006 21:10:41 GMT 2
Scene: Daos attacks Chaed
Daos: Listen to my voice, people of earth. I am Daos, Master of Terror. You who have grown too accustomed to faith have forgotten the peace... er... crap. Other way round.
Director: CUT!
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Post by SinReVi on May 31, 2006 22:17:02 GMT 2
Scene: The Excerion flies to Doom Island *Take six*
Maxim: We're going to Doom Island! *The Excerion gets hit by a wave* *Excerion sinks* Lexis: Whoops! I gave you the wrong ship!
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